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NorCalChuck

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Just for fun
« on: April 28, 2017, 07:07:40 PM »
Enjoy . . . . .

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Re: Just for fun
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2017, 12:09:38 AM »
...Nope. It's Bruichladdich and blonde pubic hair.
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Re: Just for fun
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2017, 04:33:36 PM »
Classic! Thank you!  ;D

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Re: Just for fun
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 04:41:47 PM »
I had to add this one just for Steve and flyover . . . . .

The Seventh-day Adventist Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels who were doing damage to the building. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
 
The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
 
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
 
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
"We will have a good government as long as those that govern are effected by those laws that they pass. When those that are passing the laws are no longer effected by those laws then they will no longer pass good laws."