Author Topic: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper  (Read 816 times)

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Re: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 10:28:36 AM »
In keeping with the other phony tries, I think this one should have been called 'The Big Gulp' Defence. G2G
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Re: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 11:31:46 AM »
Maybe a scalding hot cup of McDonald's coffee in his lap would help him lay off the caffeine.  Just an idle thought.   ;)
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Re: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 04:12:48 PM »
I just had a cup of coffee with a cinnamon raisin bagel and noticed that after I finished, I thought about groping.   ;D ;D
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Re: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 11:28:01 AM »
Nearly every Thursday morning the guys from my shooting club get together for breakfast to swap war stories, lies and ogle our server, who happens to be knock-out gorgeous and young enough to be anyone of our's granddaughter. 

This last Thursday I told the guys about this story and suggested that if we cut out the coffee with breakfast we might stop acting like dirty old men...the response from everyone was, "Judy, more coffee please!" :P
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Re: Caffeine Defense Claimed By Serial Groper
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2012, 01:09:38 PM »
Nearly every Thursday morning the guys from my shooting club get together for breakfast to swap war stories, lies and ogle our server, who happens to be knock-out gorgeous and young enough to be anyone of our's granddaughter. 

This last Thursday I told the guys about this story and suggested that if we cut out the coffee with breakfast we might stop acting like dirty old men...the response from everyone was, "Judy, more coffee please!" :P


That's disgusting,  :o  you ought to be ashamed of yourselves.  BTW  Where is your shooting club and are there openings for new mwmbers?   ;D
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